Dada Is My Name

Horn is my name Horn is my name, don’t confuse me with Horny, but you can play me all night, if you want to. Many Bulls and Goats have me, and apparently naughty people too, I can be put into shoes or drunk through. I can challenge my prey, and do lots of damage, get out of my way when I CHARGE. When the Running of the bulls comes around I am super Horny! (Ha Ha that was funny… not even). I play well when French, I make beautiful sound, My music is sweet, like my love (I’m about to vomit 😊 ) Of course, I am biased, So I will also say I can be very pointed and sharp, puncture and wound when I’m angry. Oh yes, I am many things, Horn is my name, so close to  Horny Photo by  Asher Legg  on  Unsplash

Pie is my name Pie is my name, it’s all over your face, apple, blueberry, beef, and cream encased in freshly made pastry. Lick it off, take a bite, bite into my heat, my meat makes you wild, yummy and savoury. Party sized, single sized, family sized for all, cut me into pieces, Bon appetite! A meal or a snack, gravy or sauce or just me unadorned I’ll fill your hunger and soon have you begging for more. The Life of Pie… oops, wrong Pi! but there should be a movie on me, with fruit and meat played by me! I’m obsessed with smell and taste, but also with feel, Pie is my name, please devour me! Photo by  Danil Aksenov  on  Unsplash

Grape is my name Grape is my name, GREAT is my stature, (it helps when you’re great friends with Wine ) Bunches of sweetness, circular worlds, contained in skins full of goodness. Antioxidants, sugars, many shapes and sizes, there are thousands of varieties of me. My favourite nickname’s Champagne! Although Pinot Noir I love too, I taste so good when I’m used! I’ve forgotten the others! I’m so drunk off my yeast, my sweet sugars eaten to produce my Best Friend Alcohol ! Stomp on me nicely with your bare feet languorously watch me on vine. Drop me into King and Queen mouths suck my sweet juice digest me then fall asleep. And when you wake up I will introduce myself Grape is my name I’m desired! Photo by  Roberta Sorge  on  Unsplash

Pain is my name Pain is my name, Apparently I’m in your back end, so they all say as they grimace. I suffer, they suffer, we all suffer and cry out inside, sometimes outside, and if it’s real bad you’re given Painkillers to rid you of me. But I usually come back, I’m hard to subdue, I am in every thing with a brain. Consciousness won’t help you, it makes me much worse, the animals all feel me but don’t bother to anticipate or dwell on me, better for them, they are smarter. Physical, emotional, psychological, even spiritual, I come in many forms to terrorise people. Embrace me to diminish me (actually, please don’t do that!) sadomasochists know what I mean. I am everywhere, some say life is what I am, Pain is my name, you can feel me! Photo by  Camila Quintero Franco  on  Unsplash

Square is my name Square is my name, I’m even all sides, balanced by four straight lines, any colour. If you’re a kid, put a triangle on my head, and call me a house, but don’t call me ‘Square’ as I know not many of you want to be seen as like me. A square is uncool, does too much and too well, a square is for shapes and mathematical equations. What is 2 squared? If you don’t know, that is cool, now I forgot what I’m saying? Boxes and cubes, frames and great windows, and Rectangle shares in many of this, a brother and sister who is almost me, our blood is the same but Rectangle is just not all even. Even or Odd, whatever my friend, Square is my name, draw around or inside me (I was going to say ‘come around or inside me’ but I didn’t want to give the wrong impression) Photo by  Benjamin Bousquet  on  Unsplash