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Horn Is My Name


Horn
is my
name

Horn is my name, don’t confuse me with Horny,
but you can play me all night, if you want to.
Many Bulls and Goats have me,
and apparently naughty people too,
I can be put into shoes or drunk through.
I can challenge my prey,
and do lots of damage,
get out of my way when I CHARGE.
When the Running of the bulls comes around
I am super Horny!
(Ha Ha that was funny… not even).
I play well when French,
I make beautiful sound,
My music is sweet, like my love (I’m about to vomit 😊)
Of course, I am biased,
So I will also say I can be very pointed and sharp,
puncture and wound when I’m angry.
Oh yes, I am many things,
Horn is my name,
so close to  Horny
gold heart shaped with white hearts illustration
Photo by Asher Legg on Unsplash

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