Dada Is My Name

Cider is my name Cider is my name, I’m more apple than pear, sometimes I mix well with others. I can get quite Scrumpy, delicious and tart, but when I’m abused, I get sickly sweet, overdosed on concentrate and low-quality juice, which cheapens my name and disgusts me. I love a good Farmhouse, imbibed with good friends, I age well in barrels, having great intercourse with my host! Vinegar in my name is all the rage at the moment, curing every malady on this earth and beyond! Sometimes I’m light, sometimes I’m HEAVY, sometimes I’m still or just sparkling! Whatever your case, Whatever your name, I’m here to delight in, Come Find Me! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is theT-shirt I wear, the dream I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/en-GB/cider-factory

Slide is my name Slide is my name, I’m slippery, go down me, or walk or climb up me so you can slide back to the bottom like Sisyphus. I get wet, I get hot, I get millions of bottoms, I’m twirly or straight in numerous sizes, I come in all sorts of colours, yippee! I can be the centre of attention at a water theme park, gallons of fun, smooth bodies screaming! I can be used as a tackle, Soccer slash Football, or a terrible analogy, metaphor, all the way down to the bottom (or we’ll choose to just let it slide) Slide is my name, Come Go Down Me! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/en-GB/go-down-me

Medicine is my name Medicine is my name, I’m apparently good, depending on substance and dosage. Prescribe me to friends, prescribe me for you, I might not taste sweet but I’ll fix you (maybe). Tablets and syrups, powders and plants, I come in all forms, but laughter’s my best (anecdotally). Inject me, imbibe me, drink me like tea, get smothered in virtues and drop to your knees! Take an air bath, have fun between sheets, swim in the sea, DON’T FORGET ME Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/en-GB/your-medicine

Marshmallow is my name Marshmallow is my name, I’m soft and I’m sweet, I squish into small and repeat. I’m squishy, cylindrical, inside rocky roads, essential in S’mores; I want some more! Sugar, water, and gelatin, that’s my most likely physiology, covered in corn starch, yummy! I originally came from the marshmallow plant, medicinal and pure, believe me! I get put on sticks to put inside fire, no, more likely beside, to melt nicely. Enough talking aloud, just lick, suck or chew me, Marshmallow’s my name, come and eat me! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall:   https://teespring.com/en-GB/marshmallow-yum