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Tool Is My Name


Tool
is my
name

Tool is my name, which could be seen
to be rather unfortunate, I can be
used in many ways. I’ll throw you
a Hammer, a Spanner, a Screw,
you can use me in bed or to make it.
I have my own kit, box, and shed,
Tradies all use me all day.
I can assist with your floor, ceiling, and walls,
I can bang things together or
take things apart.
When people get angry they call out my name,
especially if they think that someone’s been stupid.
A great band has been named after me,
so let’s all sing together:
Tool is my name! Come
and use me!
Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends…
This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall:
Everywhere Tools White T-Shirt Front

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