Dada Is My Name

Smoke is my name Smoke is my name, go on, smoke me! draw me in, to breathe me straight out at your great risk, puff and a huff your smoke rings. Where I am, there is fire, I grey up the clouds, I stink up the sky with my hurling. It can be hard to see through me, when I take up all space, I spread far and wide like an unwelcome intruder, a contagious disease. I come in all flavours, tobacco and weed, I’m now more than despised publicly. But I’ll always be lurking, too hard to hide, Smoke is my name, come and smoke me! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/smoke-me-now

Blue is my name Blue is my name and I like to paint sea’s while splashing around in the sun. I glitter or fade depending on moods, I sparkle when playing with friends in The Great Light. I colour many waters when cloudless and sunny, I play up the moon with my ease. They say I favour boys but that’s not true. Though nothing is true. When people are sad, they call my name and I refuse to be drawn into answers; Instead I point to myself in the sky. I’m not vain but I’m vein but I’m also vain so don’t cut me or I’ll scream! They’ve named a cheese in my honour as well as suggesting I’m naughty, explicit or rude (in particular the movies which I swear I’ve never seen). Some balls are me or pretend to be but my berries are extra sweet. Elvis sang about my shoes and my collared workers. When you are cold don’t turn me, just melt me into your arms like a Hollywood movie. I’m a whale, I’m a bird, but I’m not superman I’m blue and I’m blue ...

Sign is my name Sign is my name, I represent something, I symbolise more than I say. “It’s a sign!” they might exclaim looking up to the sky, dancing on the grass, 14 th century. Paint me and brush me, put words in my mouth, stick me on wood or a pole. I am many colours, I warn and I scream or I just might whisper a gentle reminder. I might tell you where to go, and how far it is, I might save your life or just be a nuisance. I can tell you where to piss or a poo if you must, I climb over walls sometimes flashing. I love the attention, stand in snow, hail or rain, I’ll be anywhere, come and read me! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/sign-me

Crap is my name Crap is my name, sometimes it’s the world but mostly it’s what you perceive to receive. I get taken and dumped, wiped over walls, described in multiple judgements. I’m rubbish, I’m shit, but so are all poo, if they don’t like it they call out my name as an insult. My origin may be Dutch ‘krappen’ to pluck off or cut off or maybe from the French ‘crappe’ siftings, waste, or rejected matter. But it doesn’t matter, because I am Crap, shake my hand, you won’t? But you are also Crap , don’t take the high road when you are already travelling the low one. That’s Crap, I’m Crap, you’re Crap, everyone and everything is Crap, hello my friend, Crap to meet you Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/really-crap

Coat is my Name Coat is my name, put me on warm, I’ll protect you from the outside. I’ll layer you up, hug all your clothes, handle the rain, whisper to it. I’ll shield you from my friend Snow while deterring the wind with my fleece. You can put me inside, caress me with heat, hang me on lines – but don’t forget me. I’m woollen, I’m thick, I’m thin, I’m Dri-FIT Sometimes artificial and cheap come and buy me! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/coat-me

Let’s Start The Naming…. Say my name, say my name If no one is around you Say baby I love you If you ain't runnin' game Say my name, say my name… ( Say My Name, Destiny’s Child ) Name Fact You must be 16 years of age in the UK before you can legally change your name. In many other countries, such as America and Australia, you need to be 18 years of age Quote of the Day The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn't just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.  (T.S. Eliot,  Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats ) What Name Is It? a  space  usually  filled  with  glass  in the  wall  of a  building  or in a  vehicle , to  allow   light  and  air  in and to  allow   people  inside the  building  to  see  out Name: WINDOW http...

Wind is my name Wind is my name, I blow through the trees, I blow through these clichés to sing. When it’s still you forget me to play with the clouds or the sun but you can’t hurt me, I come everywhere. You can’t chase me, I’m too fast, I’m no pushover, I push over objects and trees, with invisible melodies of wonder. I’m in the willows and chimes, I fan fantasises, I drive rain and hail indiscriminately. I’m cold and I’m warm, ageless and free, I get blamed for your moods and disorders. My name is wind come and feel me! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/blow-me-down-wind