Dada Is My Name

Electricity is my name Electricity is my name, I can shock you to death, nice introduction hey! How are you? I alternate current, I power your world, I volt here and there like a stallion! I jump up and down in washing machines, I get naked and sparkle on TV. Acoustic got angry when I married Guitar, Mama June thanked the Lord when I entered her home. I should be most cars but Auto got dirty and sucked Gasoline. When excitement fills the room, the atmosphere is named me, not many people disdain me except when they have to pay me with Bills. My main sources are blamed for catastrophic climate change and I admit I feel much less sick when given Sun, Wind and Water. But whatever I say, my destiny is determined, Electricity is my name, turn me on! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/en-GB/turn-me-on-now

Ball is my name Ball is my name, I’m round like a sphere, I’m full of energy and bounce until I’m deflated. I get thrown and kicked, headed and gripped, I even get fondled and licked and store goodies. Some people say they need me when they need Brave, some people enter my room to dance. My Dada is Hugo along with the family so let’s have a Ball, celebrate me! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/en-GB/catch-balls

Coal is my name Coal is my name, I’m old energy I make a great mess when on fire. I’m no climate change denier, but they want to replace me with my sworn enemy, Renewable . This makes me angry, I shout and I fight, I’m not ready to die or be left underground. I take many years to develop, patiently I change form to be mined, undermined by powerful giants. No one cares about me, my emotions, feelings so let it be told MY NAME IS COAL Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/en-GB/to-boomer

Anger is my name Anger is my name, I can fire up QUICK!! I can explode into an unfortunate victim. Metallica sings me, St. Anger they have ordained me, he never gets respect shows how well they know me. I’m known as a vice, an unwanted thing, something to be hidden or changed. To be managed for most, as I’m always close by, ready to blame, rage and ruin you and others. I’ve cost people their lives, I’ve changed them for worse, I’ve been locked up in jail and subdued. I’ll swear, intimidate and threaten, I’ll use violence and weapons at my extremes, I’ll keep to myself and keep beating. Anger is my name and you can all get *$#***!!! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is theT-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/en-GB/super-angry

Dog is my name Dog is my name, woof woof woof, I’ve been tamed over years into my current Pet state. Pet me and pat me, I’ll lick your face clean, throw me a ball or a juicy big bone with bits of meat that still cling. I can get feisty, attack, defend territory, I can bite and take blood or even maul you to death. I can be a clichéd best friend, I can roll on my back and shake hands, Just give me some food, a walk, and some love, Dog is my name, woof woof woof me Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/doggy-woof

Philosophy is my name Philosophy is my name, I love Wisdom, I think about things beyond daily living. And I think about things concerned with daily living, to live better lives and/or to tell it how it is. I can discuss metaphysics and then turn to Love, I can talk about people and how most are stupid. I can claim I know nothing, like Socrates, I can claim the world is absurd, like Camus. The meaning of life? I’ve tried but I’ve failed, some questions are not to be comprehensively, satisfyingly, answered. Why do anything? I ask myself all the time, Philosophy is my name, come and think me! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/think-wise

Guitar is my name Guitar is my name, I get played every day with fingers all over my strings. I’m heavy and light, acoustic, electric, I sing to the air vibrating chord hymns. I get handled by pricks, rock stars and chicks, I get carried around and displayed. I get smashed into pieces, sweat stained and vicious, I get thrown into crowds, put up on walls, memorabilia. I have air competitions, many ambitions, 4 chords make up many songs. I can be Bass or Classical, be played as an epic solo or just blend into the group. Listen and watch me, I’ll play you a tune, Guitar is my name, come and play me! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/guitar-me

Bridge is my name Bridge is my name, build me up just to cross me, walk or drive over, run or cycle – I don’t care. I’ll be here all the time unless I crumble, collapse. But not much chance of that if you made me correctly. I mostly look at water, busy roads, it’s not a bad view but please don’t jump off me. I’ve been concreted, bricked, wooded and steeled; sometimes I’ve been stone and looked stoned. I provide shelter to birds, the homeless, and those who need sleep, I’ve been blow up in wars and rebuilt again so come and see me, walk over my length, enjoy my great view and cross over! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/build-one

Bird is my name Bird is my name, look up and see me, I fly and I sing my great freedom. I come in all colours and sizes, I cruise in great groups, and don’t mind a little migration. I chirp and I tweet, I eat seed, I eat mice, I eat fruit, I can bite, I can swoop, I can peck prey to death. I value my nest and enthusiastically defend territory. Some put me in cages and call me their pet, some train me to say naughty things. I am your morning and evening, when I’m not, you will miss me, Bird is my name, come and hear me! Now time for my anti-dada moment that I share with all my named friends… This is the T-shirt and Hoodie I wear, the poster I see on my wall: https://teespring.com/i-am-flying